ULTRAVIOLET (2006) SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAY OK, this is my last contribution to the WOMEN IN HORROR series. Next week I will get back on track with Jason Voorhees in FRIDAY THE […]
ULTRAVIOLET (2006)
COULROPHOBIA TO DIE FOR: The Pee Your Pants Edition
It is a fact that a lot of people are scared shitless by clowns, & evil killer horror clowns really get the washers falling off your clinched sphincter. Evil clowns have been […]
Gnome Alone (2015)
Abandon all hope of a decent film, ye who enter here! Instead, gird your loins for some grade A fucking garbage! And believe me, I mean that shit in the best possible […]
HORNS (2013)
H O R N S (2013) SLASH’S FUCKED UP FRIDAY Wow, first the break from tedium with the RED CHRISTMAS features, & now I am taking a reviewer’s holiday in between […]
HH TRIBUTE TO FEMALE ACTION MOVIES
Hey, in lieu of the terrific interview that Papa B did on the subject, we are thrilled to give you a taste of what we are talking about on the subject […]
HH NEW YEAR’S HORROR ROTOGRAVURE: TITS OF FUTURE PAST.
I’ll tell you what, horror fans, you will not believe the tremendous plans that Papa Bacchus is going to implement this year–2015 will be the best […]
HH HOLIDAY HORROR CENTRAL IV: DOWN & DIRTY
HH HOLIDAY HORROR CENTRAL IV: DOWN & DIRTY MORBID MISUNDERSTOOD MONDAY RED CHRISTMAS OK, the Slashman has the HH Red Christmas spirit, a blissful mix of the macabre, irreverence, black humor, underground enthusiasm, disciples […]
BLACK XMAS (2006)
BLACK XMAS (2006) SPECIAL EDITION HH CHRISTMAS HORROR CENTRAL As you gentle & loyal followers of HH are hip to, Boss Papa Bacchus has guided us into a deliriously macabre state of mind […]
HH FIRST ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BABE GALLERY
Hey, it’s like PLAYBOY has postulated for 60 years, we realize, over here at Horribly Hooched, that the vast majority of our followers, readers & watchers flock here to enjoy our […]
HH XMAS HORROR ADJUNCT: EVIL TITS.
HH HORROR CENTRAL; WAY STATION TWO. OK, you just can’t keep a good Slashman down during the holidays. Here is a continuing Pictorial to prep you for tits, evil Santas, & more […]
FIRST ANNUAL HH THANKSGIVING BABE GALLERY
Damn, winter has slammed into several states, impatient to shove seasonal gray depression down our fucking throats before we can really enjoy the holidays coming up. So the old Slashman has […]
HALLOWEEN II (10) (2009)
SLASH’S SHITFACED SATURDAY HALLOWEEN II (10) (2009) That is correct, this review is being written on Halloween, but as per our normal posting procedures, it will drop into HH on Saturday, as […]
THE NIGHT LISTENER (2006)
THE NIGHT LISTENER (2006) HH SATURDAY ROBIN WILLIAMS TRIBUTE. “What is our verse to write?”–John Keating. River Phoenix, John Belushi (Robin Williams was one of the last people to have seen John […]
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003)
FREDDY VS. JASON (2003) Which would qualify as: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 8 FRIDAY THE 13TH XI SLASH’S SHITFACED SATURDAY Well, you never die Kreugerheads, it is time for a real […]
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
Well. SOMEONE got a budget. That being said HOLY FUCK BUCKETS BATMAN they really pulled all the goddamn stops on this one and ramped up the cheese factor exponentially. I would suck […]
The Purge: Anarchy (2014)
I had the exclusive pleasure of checking out The Purge: Anarchy tonight thanks to a connection to the film, and I can honestly say beyond any SHADOW of doubt that writer/director James […]
American Mary (2012)
I wish revenge was always as they make it look in the movies. Someone fucks you over and you just get your minions to kidnap them so you can amputate their limbs and […]
Insidious (2010)
While bereft of any significant boobage, or nudity of any sort, Insidious (written by Leigh Whannell and directed by the inimitable James Wan) stands shoulder to shoulder with a select (and diminutive) […]
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS
SLASH’S SHITFACED SATURDAY Holy shit, may the saints preserve us, old Slashman actually made a fucking deadline. Don’t worry, I will alert the media; Bacchus is still in a profound state of shock, […]
Alice D (2014)
One of the greatest pleasures I’ve found since deciding to make this Horribly Hooched thing a …thing, has been sharing in the blood sweat and tears of the artists who dedicate so much of their […]
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