What to expect with our reviews (READ THIS)

Heads up people, in case you haven’t figured it out, we write this shit drunk

Fall down drunk.

Each review is a quick snapshot of the movie in question, and should give you a good idea of whether or not you want to watch it. We’ll let you know if there’s tits, too, so theres that.

Sometimes its funny, most times its indecipherable – we write these things as we watch the movies, often.

Usually stream of consciousness type stuff.

We have a sliding scale based on the type of movie we’re watching – AAA, Blockbuster level Horror we turn a VERY critical eye towards. The further down the scale of budget etc, the more forgiving we are. Despite being drunken bastards, we aren’t COMPLETE assholes, and seek at all times to promote indie horror.
The dreck that gets greenlit with a several million dollar budget these days is atrocious. We want, in some small way, to help change that, and get TRUE talent the attention it deserves.

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……my mother is VERY proud of me.

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