Originally posted on The Angry Scholar:
(Wikipedia) I clearly bit off more than I can chew this semester, and as a result my posts have taken a dip in terms of, ah,…
this is a Drive-In Classic that one day, if I can find a copy, I will review. Hey you fantastic lovers of both sick cinema, schlock horror, for shit special effects, tits […]
Yes, a horror comedy. NO tits. So run on dear child if thats your objective.
HOLY FUCK 26 fucking directors on my favorite subject? Ye gods, cleanse my loins, for glory is ready on the horizon. SUMMARY? I’m not summarizing 26 different awesome stories. Fucking watch. […]
I KNOW. I know. We bailed on you, our faithful readers, for a long fucking time. Honestly, after A Serbian Film, it was hard to get back in the game. […]
How does one start a horror movie? By horrifically destroying a young child? Absolutely.
Ok, not a horror movie review and SURPRISE SURPRISE i’m not even fucking drunk… BUT, while we prepare for this weekend and its inherent debauchery, check this shit out. I knew I […]
We’ve run out of the will to choose this shitty movies we watch, so we leave the option to you. Here’s a few options – go ahead, decide our suffering. Fuckers.
For the record, this is PG-13, so don’t much gore or titties. However, this is Sam Raimi, and all you profaners out there can suck my ever loving cockhole, the man is […]
LISTEN CUNT NUGGETS WATCH THIS FUCKING MOVIE. Should you have a reason to the contrary kindly understand that your opinion is horribly wrong you self-fellating douche nozzle. Why? Because fuck you, thats […]