Synopsis: I’m supposed to do this shit since this is technically a review, so…there’s zombies. And theres also strippers. Now kindly fuck off and let us commence with the funny.
Ok, not a horror movie review and SURPRISE SURPRISE i’m not even fucking drunk… BUT, while we prepare for this weekend and its inherent debauchery, check this shit out. I knew I […]
After a failed night out Romulus and I were in need of some good drunk fun – and Puppet Master X fit the bill fucking perfectly. Rom: “I’m not drunk enough for […]
There…there isn’t a reason…why… ….ow liver….why you hatin…we….we used to be friends… I’ve never wanted to die from drinking so severely. To begin, there are a few requirements. I’d like to say […]
So this is movie is the hotly anticipated sequel to my personal favorite video game movie…err, ‘Silent Hill’. And I was nervous at the start, to say the least. PLOT SUMMARIZING COMMENCING Right so […]
We’ve run out of the will to choose this shitty movies we watch, so we leave the option to you. Here’s a few options – go ahead, decide our suffering. Fuckers.
Vifen opens the night with ‘hold on I got cleavage at 3:15’. Good man. First off, fuck this PG-13 bullshit. You give me horror you give me titties. That being said, also […]
For the record, this is PG-13, so don’t much gore or titties. However, this is Sam Raimi, and all you profaners out there can suck my ever loving cockhole, the man is […]
First things first. Titties. Plenty….of a sort. Ya read me? On to the meaty bits. Irish horror, of which there’s deplorable few. Off the top of my head I’ve got …Wake Wood […]
Hahahahaha….ha….hahahahahaHAHAHAHA. Anything that opens with a musical number called ‘you better watch out for the straights’ has my immediate and undivided attention. SO WE BRING YOU…(drum roll please)…. I’ve been waiting to […]
SPOILER ALERT: Well…all of this shits spoilers. Again, quick disclaimer for those horror buffs of you that honor the time honored balance of tits and gore, we DO have tits in this […]
I have to admit to a certain degree of excitement when I first sat down to watch this movie with Romulus. We’d gotten sufficiently toasty on whisky beer and Borderlands 2 first […]
Or something else clever. What the fuck am I watching anyway? Standalone i’m 100% on board. LOSE THE NAME YOU MERCILESS FUCKS. Shit. Jessica Biel? Like anyone could say no now. I […]
LISTEN CUNT NUGGETS WATCH THIS FUCKING MOVIE. Should you have a reason to the contrary kindly understand that your opinion is horribly wrong you self-fellating douche nozzle. Why? Because fuck you, thats […]
We’re gonna start this bitch off with one thing – fucking TITTIES! You heard me. A horror movie with good fuckin titties for a fucking change. I know it seems like a […]
Alright, I gotta say it. Fucking WHY? We love the premise. Dug the paranormal activities (except that last survived abortion). There’s something awesome about the way tension builds when you’re staring at […]