SEX + HOOCH = PROFIT
Well, with several other of the Pictorials I have done here at Horribly Hooched, you had a great chance to take a generous gander at all sorts of Hooch connection in literature, Sci Fi movies, & booze ads themselves; lots of big tits, flat tummies, long legs, hard butts, & voluptuous lips–with the promise of a shitfaced buzz in every ad, as well as erotic titillation, & the possibility of some insanely hot sex too.
Somehow, Boss Bacchus has distilled all this allure, all this fucking Alcoholic inspiration into one big pot, this site, this place, Horribly Hooched, where bloody gore, scatological uttering, & tits reign supreme & shit.
To quote his Bossness: “One needs to add the phrase “And Shit” to several sentences, whether speaking, interviewing, or writing essays & reviews–so that no one mistakes you for some pretentious lame dick intellectual.”
Well said, Bacchus.
What could anyone add to that supreme level of insight & wisdom, that irreverent outrageous cool banter of sweet administrative bullshit?
Not a fucking thing! comes the raucous scream, the ribald reply voiced by the teaming thousands who support such unique & creative attitudes, the followers of Bacchus, hisself. I, of course, recruited late in life, am a fervent zealous supporter of this new kind of journalism & media coverage.
Carpe hoochus, indeed! Anyway, I dug around in the HH archives & found more cool vintage Hooch Ads–And I just felt compelled to share 33 more of them today; hope you fucking appreciate my scholarship & research & aplomb & shit.