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Honeymoon (2014)

I’ll say this – if you’re not interested in having sex anytime soon, while at the same time heavily mistrusting your significant other, this movies for you. I was drawn in by Rose Leslie and Harry Treadmore and quickly learned this was NOT the movie to watch with your lady friend late at night. Don’t get me wrong, that’s not me saying the movie was bad, but rather it was a bit TOO effective, if not for a weak ending.



A couple, Bea and Paul, retreat to Bea’s family cabin in the woods for their honeymoon. Because, you know, what the fuck could possibly go wrong in the woods.

Hey, who gets creepy while cooking pancakes?

Hey, who gets creepy while cooking pancakes?

Surprise surprise, shit goes sideways after Paul discovers Bea in the woods supposedly suffering from sleep walking and she begins behaving oddly…

Ah, I recognize these tears. These are 'we are totally ok together' fabric tears

Ah, I recognize these tears. These are ‘we are totally ok together’ fabric tears

Given an earlier interaction with the only other people in the film, when Bea recognizes a childhood friend Will (married to the elusive Annie), Paul assumes her oddness and odd absence associated with this Will fella. Unfortunately…investigation turns up nothing, except a hat (which will make sense once you watch the film), but Pauls suspicions are not assuaged..

When confronted, we learn more about Bea than we (at least certainly I) ever needed to know.



None to speak of. However, considering the substance of the movie, if you’re watching it you’ll need this as much as I did.


There’s no way around this one. Treadaway (DOC FRANKENSTEIN IN DA HOUSE) and Leslie are fucking disturbing and stellar. I wasn’t sure who to be more unsettled by, honestly. What they brought to the screen made me deliciously uncomfortable – and its VERY hard for a movie to do that, these days.


Leigh Janiak knew just what the fuck he was doing. Seriously…Up until the final ten minutes, I seriously had no clue what was going on, and that simple fact had me engrossed and on the edge of my seat for the duration.


This is not the best movie. It isn’t revolutionary, and it doesn’t break the mold.

HOWEVER – it disturbs and unsettles, it makes you want to turn on the light and ask your SO just what the fuck she/he’s up to, and it leaves an impression.

It would do the film a disservice to allude to anything else – you owe it to yourself to see this one. You’ll find yourself asking who the real enemy is throughout.

TL;DR 6/10. Brilliant build, terrific execution, relatively lackluster conclusion




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