H O L L Y W O O D H O O C H:
SEX SELLS HORROR, HOOCH,
and every other god damn thing you can think of:
#SLASH’S SHITFACED SATURDAY PICTORIAL
It was difficult perhaps to find even more to do as a Pictorial Essay after the success of HH SEARCH FOR CELEBRITY SPOKESPERSON, HOOCHING WITH HEMINGWAY, & BAR WARS; covering celebrity endorsements, hooch in Sci-Fi movies, & hooch in literature–so I decided to show the further influences that Hooch has on the sales departments of many products.
One of the fantastic things about being on the staff at Horribly Hooched is that if you get a wild ass idea, you can just go for it. So let’s roll, it’s pantie snapping time over at HH again!
So cast the prudes aside, bitch-slap all the sourpusses, sweep the simpletons out of the sand box, just do not listen to all the sermonizing, proselytizing, or complaints how Hollywood gets in bed with Madison Avenue, and they have this sordid history of selling out for Sex, hooch, and Rock ‘N Roll–like no shit, Sherlock, Dick Tracy, or Ese.
What an epiphany, we have to come to grips with the fact that a nice rack of tits, short shorts on a tight ass, & cleavage helps to sell Everything; always has, always will. I believe that the Sex Bots of the near future will help to sell “Positive Relationships.”
So, now what the hell was I talking about? Oh yeah, I was flapping my fingers about Hooch in Hollywood. As an Actor, back in the day, I hung out with my share of celebrities from the 40’s & 50’s–and almost all of them were superlative Hooch-Hounds; just not interested in the hippie hard-shit drugs the kids were all hung up on; like acid, horse, weed, uppers, downers, you know the scene.
Once more into the breach, I locked myself into the dripping dark archives of Horribly Hooched, & I was able to come up some images worthy of pictorial; movies with hooch themes, more celebrities pushing Hooch in Ads, sexy–often banned Hooch ads themselves, that are now considered classics–a damn whole century of sex-drenched hooch symbols & hooch-drenched sex.
“So, what’s your point?” some smart ass might ask–and my response would be, “Get a grip, hoser–if you dick is too small, get some pepper & a pair of tweezers!” Just chill, & feast your peepers on the full spectrum of my latest Hooch research.
I tell you, this site is, in part, dedicated to complete freedom of expression, cranking out hooch-soaked interviews & reviews that have no visible parameters, & that do not mandate, or respect any bullshit boundaries.
Somewhere hidden in one of these fascinating 59 hooch-haunted & themed images, you might/could find some explication or insights–& if not, in the words of Boss Tyler, tough shit. It is my creative groove just to put this shit out there.