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SLUGS, or, whatever you do don’t make out when your parents aren’t home

So we decided to go retro tonight. What better way than exemplifying the fact that horror film makers ran out of ideas in 1987 and thought ‘fuck it, slugs’.

its spanish fuck tits

For the record thats spanish you wastes of space

Look. You think this is a game???

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RAW TALENT SHIT FUCK

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?? THIS IS REAL TALK

THIS IS REAL TALK

Ok so, synopsis

1. Slugs, of an otherworldly nature, invade a decade rife with Saxophones

2. Hairstyles evolve and consume the skulls of their wearers

3. Victory against our recent slug overlords

Synopsis sinfully sacrificed

Ok, the rest of this review will largely be random musings given lack of substance (that isn’t ooey gooey fresh and chewy) ((thats slug alliteration)) (((illliteration? CUZ THESE RHYMES IS ILL SON)))

Right.

man eastern medicine is wayyyy beyond me

man eastern medicine is wayyyy beyond me

Quotas de la noche\

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Romulus: Hold up, plot key words on IMDB… “slug, eye gouging, skeleton, teen couple eating, and male nudity.” But I can see more, actually.

Bacchus: But do you really need to? Can we revisit teen couple eating?

Romulus: Standby. Top movies involving ‘teen couple eating; 1. Blob, 2. Piranha, 3. creepshow, 4. slugs, 5. bats

Bacchus: WE ARE WATCHING BATS NEXT

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Bacchus: OH NOOOOO THE CABBAGE IS MOVING

Bacchus: Is that baileys?? *you ever drink baileys out of an old shoe?*

COULD YA LOVE MEH

This is not helping my cabbages AT ALL

This is not helping my cabbages AT ALL

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SO – gas leaks are bad, no one thought of salt, and benign garden pests are massive threats to homeland security.

We should invade.

BUT WAIT. The twats can BITE!

Heeehee that tickles

Heeehee that tickless

HEY THERE WAS NO WARNING ABOUT ANIMAL CRUELTY THAT MAN JUST KILLED THAT SLUG

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I mean how lazy do you have to be for slugs to be able to kill you

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fuck.

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