Don't even bother

Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan

Oh this is just our perfect shade of fuckery. Sidle up to a good bottle boys, this is gonna be a rough one.

For the record, we don’t recommend watching this while less than three sheets to the wind. It really is that terrible. But it does have its redeeming qualities.

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Those being – black guy, slut, jock, ethnic badass slut. I think. Wait thats the cast.

SUMMARY

Fuck you. Its seemingly about Paul Bunyon and teenage delinquents, like you give a flying shit.

END SUMMARY

Movies like this remind me that even while shithoused there’s likely better things I could be doing with my life. Possibly cleaning my colon with steel wool, or beating my apparently worthless cock with rotten slabs of meat.

I haven’t really thought on it much.

Anyhow, some delinquents head to the hills and hilarity ensues. I think. The tour guide fuckstick act may be lost on me but S.T.U.M.P is not. Though I wish to shitfuck it were. Move along, cocksaddle
…Shitstain.

Here’s an idea of the action to be expected.

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Also, since its Paul Bunyon, gotta have the blue FUCK YOU ox right?

WAGYU MY DICK
wagyu my DICK

Anyway. This cum sock of a fuck wreck isn’t worth the bandwidth it takes to stream. I’ve seen some shit, but I usually appreciate the worst ones. This makes me want to be a stain on my fathers undies and not some drunk as fuck movie reviewer.

I’d rather eat cock swizzle than rock 10 minutes of this ‘movie’.

Fuck off http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1684548/?ref_=nv_sr_1

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