Yes, a horror comedy.
NO tits. So run on dear child if thats your objective.
Should you desire laughter…then look no further dear one! We have a fucking WINNER. *insert chicken dinner remark*
A dude with a particularly hard and stressful (while amazingly normal) life develops an ass baby. Insanity ensues.
The poor dude suffers a series of fucking insane situations. I mean, really – his moms dating a man younger than him with desires towards becoming his father. Said mom invites a fertologist (is that a fucking word? sure, yeah) that is interested in ‘helping’ him with his fertility problem.
Next we discover that hes got this butt baby thingy that actually crawls out of his mother loving anus. Said demon solves problems for him…even when he doesnt want it to.
When shit (no pun intended…well maybe a lot of puns were available but we deigned to not include them) comes to fuck we find that homies butt demon destroys his sources of stress.
As this develops, we find it kills ALLL sources of stress. INCLUDING his fucking wife. So yeah.
He establishes dominance over butt baby and things go back to normal.
OR DO THEY
…well yeah they fucking do.
Quotes of the night
EROS: This whole movie is a metaphor for me taking a shit
BACCHUS: Your poops do not entertain. So far.
on the topic of prostate exams
EROS: Its not actually that bad
BACCHUS: Why am I not surprised
EROS: Honestly its pretty awesome. The nurse sits around and actually congratulates you when you fart. Its AWESOME
EROS: And theres my favorite man
BACCHUS: I’d suck Patrick Warburton’s dick in a hot minute
EROS: If he pretended to be Brock Samson i’d guzzle his man yogurt like a fucking champ
EROS: You know what I think when I hear minority report?
BACCHUS: Can we please keep your racist agenda private?
EROS: NO like its that dude from that movie with kids
BACCHUS: ….Super 8?
EROS: Yes. Yes.
BACCHUS: Ah. Ah fuck. Children homie. Consider the source content.
ALL: YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH. NEVER. NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH