Boobs

Sweatshop, or, Swiggity Swooty, I’m comin for that booty

TEE HEE TITTIES

ERRMAHGERD BLOOD

HEE HEEE HEEEEEE

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HURR DURR SWEATSHOP

SUMMARY

A bunch of punk kids set up a rave in an abandoned warehouse (sweatshop? I guess).

Tits ensue, So does the intense gore. And the Capcom-esque dialog. But the chicks are hot, even if the sound designer should be dragged out back and strung up by his nibbly bits.

It ends as you’d expect, but its worth the ride.

QUOTAS DE LA NOCHE

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Chick, naked, runs at a cop to get shot up

Bacchus: So…thats twerking

Cara: No, no, thats white people twerking

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Lesbian knocks in a door and nearly trips over her frankenstein boots

Romulus: Man I fucking hate those –

Bacchus: Doors?

Romulus: No- ah. Fuck you.

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Bacchus: Whoever wrote this redneck in is a goddamn genius

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rednecks describing a situation where a dude gets snowballed

Romulus: Wait what?

Cara: You know its where a chick –

Bacchus: HOLD ON. Hold the fuck on. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A SNOWBALL IS?

Romulus: Um…no….?

Bacchus: OH MY LUCKY STARS. Ok. You’re going to love this. SO its when a chick (REDACTED)

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Bacchus: HAHA is that redneck going to fuck that clam sucker?!

Cara: That has got to be the sign of a good movie. Right?

Romulus: Titties.

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Chick says ‘extra ordinary, you know, like more than ordinary?’

Bacchus: THATS WHAT EXTRA MEANs – FUCK #)@#)(@#* MEANS #)$)#* –

Bacchus proceeds to lose his shit. Threw 3 different objects at a very nice TV

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Romulus: She looks like she has some sort of…skin condition

Cara: Yeah too many dirty cocks to the face

Bacchus: (pause) OK.

—-

Romulus: Is this what raver kids do? BREAK DANCE?

Cara: Yes. Its all the rage these days.

Romulus: REALLY?!

Bacchus: NO. Goddammit. She’s fucking joking you lepton. (pause) Wait what’d I just say.

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Bacchus: Ok seriously….what is with the sound. Nothing is mixed, the soundtrack itself sounds ripped from a 70s pron…fuck.

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Chick gets squished between a metal grate and a giant fuckoff hammer

Bacchus: GALLAGHER!!

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One of the chicks poisoned a beer earlier

Bacchus: How many fucking BEERS did that bitch fucking POISON?!

Romulus: Somehow a fucking six pack. Jesus.

—-

Chick has had her fingers cut off, legs smashed off by le mega hammer, and a hick try to rape what was left.

Cara: You know, this bitch has had a really rough night

SQUISH

Bacchus:….like the worst game of jenga

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One bitch picks up Jenga bitches collapsed face

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CONCLUSION

Shank a do or shank a dont?

Shank a do or shank a dont?

Hahahha…yeah. Its stupid. But its the best kind of stupid.

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