This one is intense.
This is not your standard, run of the mill horror. Its the best combination of horror/thriller we’ve seen in a long fucking time. Leave it to the french, though, after Martyrs its not too surprising.
1. Theres tits
2. The action is amazing, and you cannot anticipate what happens. So fucking watch it.
2 girls (college friends) walk into some fucked up ring of hell. What they intended to be a quiet retreat where they could study on a family farm in relative peace (SURPRISE SURPRISE) goes horribly horribly wrong.
Said ring of hell revolves around one immense psychopath, and his penchant for young women. While not revolutionary, his perversions take an interesting turn when one woman proves to be more than he expected.
CITATIONS DE LA NUIT
Bacchus: Well….that really clarifies ‘getting head’
Vifen: Oh…oh god…
Bacchus: If there’s one fucking place I’m never stopping its a goddamn cornfield
Vifen: Yeah I’m just waiting for the children to pop out
Romulus: Fucking lot of shit could happen in a corn field – monsters, aliens, rapists, republicans
Vifen: – a velociraptor
Bacchus: I totally blame horror movies for the fact I will never be able to live on a farm in peace
Romulus: Hey all you gotta worry about is the odd random murderer
Vifen: Or velociraptor
Bacchus: OH HEY TITS!
Vifen:….I dunno, they’re a bit too east/west for me
Vifen: Oh hey, is she going to play DJ?
Bacchus: …I’m sorry what?
Vifen: You know, scratchin the needle…?
Romulus: Flicking the bean!
Bacchus: Oh, the kid…oh no, the kid….
Bacchus: See?! THIS is why I’ve always said fuck the french.
Romulus: Fuckin freedom fries. ‘MURICA
Bacchus: Whats more effective than a club? A club wrapped in barbed wire
Vifen: Just reminds me of Splash Mountain
Bacchus: What, because of the briar patch?
Bacchus/Romulus/Vifen: AWESOME. AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME
Romulus: You missed the shot
Bacchus: What shot?
Vifen is now throwing up.
We are fucking speechless.
Watch. This. Movie. Now.