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High Tension, or Happy Go Fucky

This one is intense.

This is not your standard, run of the mill horror. Its the best combination of horror/thriller we’ve seen in a long fucking time. Leave it to the french, though, after Martyrs its not too surprising.

1. Theres tits

2. The action is amazing, and you cannot anticipate what happens. So fucking watch it.

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ACCUEIL SUMMARY

2 girls (college friends) walk into some fucked up ring of hell. What they intended to be a quiet retreat where they could study on a family farm in relative peace (SURPRISE SURPRISE) goes horribly horribly wrong.

Said ring of hell revolves around one immense psychopath, and his penchant for young women. While not revolutionary, his perversions take an interesting turn when one woman proves to be more than he expected.

CONCLURE SUMMARY

CITATIONS DE LA NUIT

Bacchus: Well….that really clarifies ‘getting head’

Vifen: Oh…oh god…

Quiet head is good head

At least she swallowed

—-

Bacchus: If there’s one fucking place I’m never stopping its a goddamn cornfield

Vifen: Yeah I’m just waiting for the children to pop out

Romulus: Fucking lot of shit could happen in a corn field – monsters, aliens, rapists, republicans

Vifen: – a velociraptor

—-

Bacchus: I totally blame horror movies for the fact I will never be able to live on a farm in peace

Romulus: Hey all you gotta worry about is the odd random murderer

Vifen: Or velociraptor

—-

Bacchus: OH HEY TITS!

ROMULUS: TITTTTTTIES

Vifen:….I dunno, they’re a bit too east/west for me

tits

—-

Vifen: Oh hey, is she going to play DJ?

Bacchus: …I’m sorry what?

Vifen: You know, scratchin the needle…?

Romulus: Flicking the bean!

—-

Bacchus: Oh, the kid…oh no, the kid….

—-

Bacchus: See?! THIS is why I’ve always said fuck the french.

Romulus: Fuckin freedom fries. ‘MURICA

—-

Bacchus: Whats more effective than a club? A club wrapped in barbed wire

Vifen: Just reminds me of Splash Mountain

Bacchus: What, because of the briar patch?

—–

Bacchus/Romulus/Vifen: AWESOME. AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME

—-

Romulus: You missed the shot

Bacchus: What shot?

Romulus: WATCH.

—–

Vifen is now throwing up.

—–

We are fucking speechless.

Watch. This. Movie. Now.

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