Darkness Falls

Finally, a movie that justifies the age old defense of hiding under ones covers. I’d say watch it, if only just for that mechanic. AND, finally, a monster that can’t get you if you keep the light on.

Its as if the director wanted to vindicate his childhood fears. Well done, one way or the other.

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SURRAMY err SUMMARY

So the base premise is that there’s this nasty demon tooth fairy bitch who’s sensitive to light, and if you look at her face she’ll gank your ass. She shows up every time a kid loses his last baby tooth to make good on a promise she made when the townspeople killed her 150 years back.

Movie opens with a kid who’s presumably going to fall victim to said demon cunt…but instead survives and gets carted off when the chick kills his mom.

The rest of the movie is based around ANOTHER kid who’s seen the Tooth Fairy, and his sister contacts the original victim for help.

QUOTES OF THE NACHT

Bacchus: Can you pass me 7 beers? This is going to be rough.

Romulus: Be judicious I only have 18 left

—–

Bacchus: Pretty sure I saw this bitch performing with teh Jabbawockeez

The Jabbawockeez sure have fallen from grace

—-

Bacchus: IM OLD GREG

I GOT A MANGINA

I GOT A MANGINA

CONCLUSIONS

Its fun. Nothing special, but its fun.

 

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