Don't even bother

A Serbian Film

I’ll tell you why I’m doing this. I’ve been told this is the pinnacle of the unwatchable, the worst of the worst. SO I watch. And I review.

What you read is our reaction throughout, stream of consciousness.

This gets no proper review, not yet. If ever.

Starts with the kid seeing his dad in a porn.

Pops not too worried

’til the end of petars life’. That’s some awful fucking foreshadowing.

I never expected the movie to be shot so well. I’m not sure exactly WHAT I expected. This is the farthest from any imagining, thus far, and we’re no more than 30 in.

I wanted to know if you were with me for the cash…”If I were, I’d have been with your brother long ago.” REALLY WHORE? HOW DOES THAT COMFORT ME.

The wife’s a translator

A cop shows while the mans running. Jacks off into the sink.

An interesting scene, directing the actor by earbud.

And the actresses are actually quite good.

IT would seem that they seek to break him through association.

Apparently the bitch that led him in sucks donkey dick and fucks animals for money.

Hes sucked off by a mother while the kid watches. Has to beat the mother while a dude chokes him out, then cums on said moms face.

THe man playing the director is WONDERFUL. He’s so beautifully insane.

Homie watches his driver pull a baby out of a vagina and then fuck the baby.

THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. NEWBORN PORN. NEWBORN –

Still not scarred.

WAS THAT HIM CUTTING THE BASE OF HIS COCK AND IS THAT WHY HE’S PISSING BLOOD. WHAT THE FUCK.

Implied baby fucking is fine, but showing a dudes dick getting jacked off isn’t?

I’M VERY SERIOUSLY MISSING ANY KIND OF POINT HERE.

Drugged he fucks the same bitch who birthed the fucked babe. He beats her at consent. HARD.

 

KILLS HER AND CONTINUES TO FUCK HER.

 

CUTS HER FUCKING HEAD OFF.

 

In terms of realism, having him cut her head off in 3 cuts is actually pretty close to what I’ve heard it takes to remove a head.

 

Homie then gets fucked in the ass. Ok then.

 

The resounding question throughout the household is now ‘DOES HE FUCK IT or DOES HE GET FUCKED’

I wish that were the worst thought we’d had tonight. The shit storm builds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no.

 

 

 

No more.

 

This gets no pictures. This gets no attention.

 

you turn back now and you never look back again you fucking forget this ever happened I

 

 

 

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once its over don’t watch the last scene. please

 

 

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