Boobs

V/H/S

Fuck.

First off – we have tits people! And its a damn fun ride! Wholly recommend hoppin on this train. Its on Netflix too, so get to it!

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I like found footage flicks, always have. I mean some of them fucking suck РBLAIR WITCH IM LOOKIN AT YOU РBut this one uses some interesting techniques, namely the  glasses camera.

Additionally, this is some seriously fucked up stuff.

By which I mean we ABSOLUTELY COCK SHITTINGLY LOVED IT

FUCKIN...not quite...no

FUCKIN…not quite…no

Allow me to be clear, this is not a ‘good’ movie. Not even a good compilation of movies. I mean, like, empirically – but by our standards, this is goddamn GOLD.

There were more than a few clear, spectacular WHAT. THE. FUCK. moments to be had here. Specially during the ‘I Like You’ segment. Great design, spectacular execution, and what an ending…

Watch this movie for at the very least for the ending.

Question though, for a movie made in 2012, there’s no indication given as to date – why so many fucking VHS tapes?! Is this the nineties?? The couple fills up on gas for 93 bucks…that HAS to be recent.

MMM THAT MAH SEXY FACE

MMM THAT MAH SEXY FACE

OH YEAH. WHOS FEELIN RAPEY

WHOS FEELIN RAPEY

Its me, i’m feeling rapey.

We had a lot of fun with the other vignettes, but especially the ending one. The rest? …whatever.

Still, this movie makes my pants happy, in all the right ways. Where you expect tits? fucking BAM, tits. To use some internet slang, OP certainly delivers.

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quotes of the evening:

Romulus: Does he know there’s a button to turn off the ‘recording’ light?

Bacchus: Throw a sock over it, something…

Vifen: Seriously! If you’re doing some shady shit do it good and proper

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Bacchus: Why are women so reluctant to do sex tapes? I mean, its like giving back to the world.

Romulus: Preach on, brutha

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Bacchus: This couch is literally covered in cum. Unfortunately, I bleed when I cum…it used to be white

Wait, isn't there a movie on?

Wait, what? (romulus on the left, vifen on the right)

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Vifen: But on this Valentines Day, the ‘D’ is silent.

Bacchus: Is that a euphemism for rape?

Vifen: No, like, the ‘D’ is silent cuz I’m not gettin laid.

Bacchus: Ya but it could be. TODAY MY D IS SILENT. *rape*

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Go on, check it out. Its worth your relatively useless time. IMDB that shizz

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