Ok, not a horror movie review and SURPRISE SURPRISE i’m not even fucking drunk…
BUT, while we prepare for this weekend and its inherent debauchery, check this shit out.
I knew I dug Ben Franklin for his womanizing ways, but I never knew the dude got down like this. Check it:
I’ll personally be using ‘He’s lost his rudder’ on the regular.
YOU GO BEN!
On the list for this weekend, by the by, is The ABCs of Death. We’re open to suggestions!